December 2009
Do you ever wonder at how much you leave behind?
elygenigurl:
A meticulously compiled wardrobe of clothes, shoes and bags now unwanted,
A bed of blankets, pillows and stuffed toys you will no longer lie in,
Boxes of letters and keepsakes that can only spark nostalgia for you,
Books you’ve left unfinished still lying by the bedside table, the lamp still on,
A scratch on the back of the door that only you know the cause of,
Innumerable...
“I should stop reading so much.”
– - melancholiadoll
Foamy The Squirrel - Bra Busting
Foamy: Uh, why are you wearing a thong?
Germaine: ...It's not a thong.
Foamy: Well. THEN YOUR ASS HAS CONSUMED ANOTHER PAIR OF UNDERWEAR! Frankly, that shirt needs a little help too.
Germaine: It's Fine!
Foamy: Dude, your boobs are almost popping out.... You know what NEVERMIND! I DONT CARE. EVERY TIME I TRY TO GIVE ADVICE NO ONE LISTENS. Well Fine, go about your life blindly, with your ass continuously eating your underwear. While your tits pop out of your shirt every time you take a breath! God forbid you buy some new clothes that actually fit.
Things To Do When You And Your Friends Are Bored
Have a water gargling contest (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh. Stare at the back of someone’s head until they turn around (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) This works on the “I have the feeling...
Things To Do When You're Bored
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message. See how long you can hold a note (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat...
“No matter how we try to be mature…We will always be a kid when we all get...”
– - Peter Pan
Death Trivia
A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated. Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using products made for right handed people. In 1845, President Andrew Jackson’s pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.
A dentist invented the Electric Chair. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their...
Fuck everyone who has ever labelled you. Fuck...
lui-loves-you:
bessiebessbess:
thehippiegypsy:
(via dalwaysmeantdangerous -justalittlehotmess)
What's The Point?
What’s the point of reality if fiction is better?
What’s the point of wishing if that wish never comes true?
What’s the point of learning something even if you won’t ever use it in your life?
What’s the point of marrying if you’ll just end up divorced?
What’s the point of studying for a subject if you’ll just end up failing again?
What’s...
“Reality bites. Seriously.”
– - melancholiadoll
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.”
Living Dead In Dallas
Eric Northman: Sookie...my little bullet sucker.
Sookie Stackhouse: Eric...my little bullshitter.
I'm so intoxicated right now.
(via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)
you’re always damn intoxicated!:)):P
“Eric Northman, OHLALA.:> >:)”
– - melancholiadoll
Bold All the things you've done in 2009
xxreginaaahh:
1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad. 7. Knitted something. 8. Ran a mile. 9. Fell in love. 10. Said, “like yeahh” too many times. 11. Lost your closest friends. 12. Got into a fight with someone you loved....
Chinese Girl Eats Dirt
The 18-year-old from Inner Mongolia was taken to Beijing by her parents, who wanted to know why she finds dirt appetising.
She told Chinese television that she started the habit when she was just 7 years old when she consumed dirt that was attached to the roots of grass.
Yellow mud is her favourite. Her eating habits have caused problems for the family’s next-door neighbour, who has a...
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE!:P
@fuckyeahrandomstupidity
Punz, I know you need tumblarity and all, but please…STOP POSTING PEOPLE MAKING LOVE IN A BALL PIT!:)) It’s just so…unnatural?
1632. i wish my math teacher would stop 'failing'...
elygenigurl:
(via 11-eleven-wishes)
@melancholiadoll
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
lol we’re being depressed para pag dating ng Christmas super happy kami!
keep the happiness inside. let it all out when it’s time! :D
:)) oo nga noh. good logic. and why are you all about the “5 second rule” tonight?:P
“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more,...”
– - Noah (The Notebook)
“In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table...”
– - Borat
@elygenigurl
Your just like fuckyeahrandomstupidity (aka PUNZ). You like the things I reblog from you, even if it’s originally yours.:)):P
True Blood: Bill Compton and Eric Northman
Eric: I texted you three times. You didn't respond.
Bill: I hate having to use the number keys to type.
Never Drink.
Never, EVER drink The Bar Orange flavor. It sucks like hell! Seriously…
